Kingdom hearts Abridged Script Ep 4 pt 2 (name to be confirmed) Traverse Town 1
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[Opening]
[black screen, sora about to wake]
Yuffie[during black screen]: wakey wakey, hands off snakey
[sora shakes head, then sees kairi]
Yuffie/kairi: Ok now?
Sora: yah
Yuffie/kairi: Those things that attacked you are after your heartbecause it allows you to wield the keyblade
Sora: yea thats great but i though you died and whent all zombie kairi
Yuffie/kairi: Who the hells kairi, i am the great ninja yuffie,
Sora: someone thinks a bit too highly of themselves.
[yuffie changes into herself. Then she looks away]
Yuffie: Squal, you didnt beat the arrogance out of him yet. do a better job next time.
Leon: jagshemash, my namea leon,you dumb bitch.
Yuffie: we took your keyblade from you so that the heartless couldnt fins your heart as easy.
Sora: that makes about as much sense as a panda in a fighting game.
Yuffie: well this was made in japan
Sora: stupid japan with its kick ass anime and games with plots that mak no sense.
Leon: Shut up about japanese things jew-boy, but why did the keyblade choose you?
[keyblade teleports to sora]
Sora: So whats going on, who are you guys?
Leon: We are from another world and she is my sister, she is number 2 prostitute, in all of Hollow Bastion
Sora: thats pretty sweet but whos the first?
[screen changes to aerith]
Aerith: So... Donald, Goofy, i come from a place called Hollow Bastion, where i was the number one prostitute.
Donald: Was it necessary to know that.
Aerith: of course. Anyway, you know that all the worlds are secret from each other right?
Goofy: Of course
Aerith: good that saves me explaining it too you sweet, animal, people, things.
Aerith: It seems that changed when the heartless came
[changes back to Sora, Leon and Yuffies conv]
Sora: What the hell are heartless?
Yuffie: hmn, i dont maybe the things that have been after your HEART. geez, the keyblade had to pick the most retarded person alive didnt it?
Sora: Man shes as much of an angry bitch as sakura in the first few eps of naruto.
Leon: anyway the darkness in someones heart attracts the heartless, and darkness is within everyones heart.
Sora: Even within link's?, because hes the hero of time
Leon: Especially within link's, havent you ever seen adamwestslapdogs' legend of zelda abridged series?, he does allot of dark and evil things.
Yuffie: So dousche bag, ever heard of this old dude called Ansem?
[D,G and A's Conv]
Goofy: Ansem?
Aerith: Yeah, he was a great scientist who studied the heartless, and possibly made them, but thats not important right now.
Donald: But if he made them, then isnt he evil and that would surely be an important discussion right now.
Aerith[demonic voice] I said that it wasnt important right now
Donald[worried]: okay, we believe you
Aerith[sweet voice]: so, ansem recorded his findings in a detailed report.
Goofy: Can we see this report?
Aerith: well i would let you sweetie, but the pages were scattered across the worlds.
Donald: But if he lived on Hollow Bastion with you and the worlds were secret from each other how did they get to other worlds?
Aerith: Well, for wrighters convenience, cutey pie.
Goofy: Maybe our king went to look for these pages, that would be convenient aswell.
Aerith: thats what i thought.
Goofy: Then we shall go look for him.
Donald: Wait just one minute, we need to find the Key first.
Aerith: Yes, the keyblade.
[back to S,L and Y's conv]
Sora: ohhhh, so this is the key.
Yuffie: Finally, he gets it.
Leon: The heartless, fear the keyblade like a jew, and that is why they will keep coming for you.
Sora: that makes perfect sense. Man i wish i didnt have this key now.
Yuffie: Haha but the keyblade chooses its master so your out of luck.
Sora: How did this happen, i remember i was in my room but what happend to my home, my island, Riku, Kairi.
Leon: how the hell should i know?
Yuffie: and why didnt you mention the Final fantasy charicters from your island, like tidus, or selphie, or that guy with ball.
Leon: You mean wakka
Yuffie: Who cares about wakka?, the point here is that Sora is racist to us final fantasy charicters.
[heartless appears]
Leon: Yuffie go
[To Be Continued Screen]
Narrator: Zomg a heartless has appeared, how will our hero get through this challenge, find out next time on. KHAS
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