Saturday, 7 November 2009

KHAS (Kingdom Hearts Abridged Series) Ep 4 Part 1 Script

[goofy looking at sky]

Goofy: Donald my muscles are sensing a star going out

[star goes out]

Donald: but wait doesnt that mean that a planet and all of its inhabitants have all just dissapeared from existance?

Goofy: My muscles think so

Donald: well thats kid of evil for a kids game isnt it?

Goofy: But donald this game is made by Disney

Donald: Good point.

[opening]

Narrator: Now that our comic relief moment is over, we return to our story

[shows pluto licking sora]

Narrator: Well, i wonder whats been going on here, giggety

[sora wakes up]

Sora: man, waking up next to a dog licking my face is never good. Where am i anyway?

[talks to pluto]

Sora: Hey its scooby doo.

[runs away]

Sora: I must have offended him.

[Sora walks out of door]

Leon(borat impression): jagshemash,

Sora: Dear god, what the hell was that

Leon: They will keep coming at you while you hold the key, but you are a jew so i need to take it from you.

Sora: Like hell you will

[Fight scene sped up]

Sora(Exhausted): Hell yea, im the greatest

[sora collapses]

Yuffie: Aw leon, took you a while didnt it?

Leon: He wasnt as jewish as he first seemed.

[fades out]

[shows goofy and donald]

Goofy: Donald, what are we doing here, you forgot to tell me in episode one.

Donald: I didnt forget, kh panda z was too lazy to write it in.

Goofy: Well my muscles command him to tell us now

[pauses screen with a screeching stop sound]

Me: ok fine, you two are in traverse town to find a man named leon,he will then lead you to a wielder of a keyblade

Goofy: But that is not funny

Me: Well thats why i didnt write it in there

Goofy: my muscles will kill you for that

[sfx of hitting]

[to be continued screen]

[another screeching sound]

Donald: oh hell no, we are not finishing now, this is the first episode that is actually relevant to the story, so finish it properley

me: Fine

[replays from where it stopped earlier]

[aeris touches donald's shoulder]

Donald(little girls scream): ahhhhhhhhh

Aeris: Hey little girl, did the king send you?

["To be continued for reals this time :D"]

Donald[over the tbcscreen]: Yea thats more like it.

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