[goofy looking at sky]
Goofy: Donald my muscles are sensing a star going out
[star goes out]
Donald: but wait doesnt that mean that a planet and all of its inhabitants have all just dissapeared from existance?
Goofy: My muscles think so
Donald: well thats kid of evil for a kids game isnt it?
Goofy: But donald this game is made by Disney
Donald: Good point.
[opening]
Narrator: Now that our comic relief moment is over, we return to our story
[shows pluto licking sora]
Narrator: Well, i wonder whats been going on here, giggety
[sora wakes up]
Sora: man, waking up next to a dog licking my face is never good. Where am i anyway?
[talks to pluto]
Sora: Hey its scooby doo.
[runs away]
Sora: I must have offended him.
[Sora walks out of door]
Leon(borat impression): jagshemash,
Sora: Dear god, what the hell was that
Leon: They will keep coming at you while you hold the key, but you are a jew so i need to take it from you.
Sora: Like hell you will
[Fight scene sped up]
Sora(Exhausted): Hell yea, im the greatest
[sora collapses]
Yuffie: Aw leon, took you a while didnt it?
Leon: He wasnt as jewish as he first seemed.
[fades out]
[shows goofy and donald]
Goofy: Donald, what are we doing here, you forgot to tell me in episode one.
Donald: I didnt forget, kh panda z was too lazy to write it in.
Goofy: Well my muscles command him to tell us now
[pauses screen with a screeching stop sound]
Me: ok fine, you two are in traverse town to find a man named leon,he will then lead you to a wielder of a keyblade
Goofy: But that is not funny
Me: Well thats why i didnt write it in there
Goofy: my muscles will kill you for that
[sfx of hitting]
[to be continued screen]
[another screeching sound]
Donald: oh hell no, we are not finishing now, this is the first episode that is actually relevant to the story, so finish it properley
me: Fine
[replays from where it stopped earlier]
[aeris touches donald's shoulder]
Donald(little girls scream): ahhhhhhhhh
Aeris: Hey little girl, did the king send you?
["To be continued for reals this time :D"]
Donald[over the tbcscreen]: Yea thats more like it.
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