KHAS (Kingdom Hearts Abridged Series) Episode 4 Part 2

Kingdom hearts Abridged Script Ep 4 pt 2 (name to be confirmed) Traverse Town 1


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[Opening]
[black screen, sora about to wake]
Yuffie[during black screen]: wakey wakey, hands off snakey
[sora shakes head, then sees kairi]
Yuffie/kairi: Ok now?
Sora: yah
Yuffie/kairi: Those things that attacked you are after your heartbecause it allows you to wield the keyblade
Sora: yea thats great but i though you died and whent all zombie kairi
Yuffie/kairi: Who the hells kairi, i am the great ninja yuffie,
Sora: someone thinks a bit too highly of themselves.
[yuffie changes into herself. Then she looks away]
Yuffie: Squal, you didnt beat the arrogance out of him yet. do a better job next time.
Leon: jagshemash, my namea leon,you dumb bitch.
Yuffie: we took your keyblade from you so that the heartless couldnt fins your heart as easy.
Sora: that makes about as much sense as a panda in a fighting game.
Yuffie: well this was made in japan
Sora: stupid japan with its kick ass anime and games with plots that mak no sense.
Leon: Shut up about japanese things jew-boy, but why did the keyblade choose you?
[keyblade teleports to sora]
Sora: So whats going on, who are you guys?
Leon: We are from another world and she is my sister, she is number 2 prostitute, in all of Hollow Bastion
Sora: thats pretty sweet but whos the first?
[screen changes to aerith]
Aerith: So... Donald, Goofy, i come from a place called Hollow Bastion, where i was the number one prostitute.
Donald: Was it necessary to know that.
Aerith: of course. Anyway, you know that all the worlds are secret from each other right?
Goofy: Of course
Aerith: good that saves me explaining it too you sweet, animal, people, things.
Aerith: It seems that changed when the heartless came
[changes back to Sora, Leon and Yuffies conv]
Sora: What the hell are heartless?
Yuffie: hmn, i dont maybe the things that have been after your HEART. geez, the keyblade had to pick the most retarded person alive didnt it?
Sora: Man shes as much of an angry bitch as sakura in the first few eps of naruto.
Leon: anyway the darkness in someones heart attracts the heartless, and darkness is within everyones heart.
Sora: Even within link's?, because hes the hero of time
Leon: Especially within link's, havent you ever seen adamwestslapdogs' legend of zelda abridged series?, he does allot of dark and evil things.
Yuffie: So dousche bag, ever heard of this old dude called Ansem?
[D,G and A's Conv]
Goofy: Ansem?
Aerith: Yeah, he was a great scientist who studied the heartless, and possibly made them, but thats not important right now.
Donald: But if he made them, then isnt he evil and that would surely be an important discussion right now.
Aerith[demonic voice] I said that it wasnt important right now
Donald[worried]: okay, we believe you
Aerith[sweet voice]: so, ansem recorded his findings in a detailed report.
Goofy: Can we see this report?
Aerith: well i would let you sweetie, but the pages were scattered across the worlds.
Donald: But if he lived on Hollow Bastion with you and the worlds were secret from each other how did they get to other worlds?
Aerith: Well, for wrighters convenience, cutey pie.
Goofy: Maybe our king went to look for these pages, that would be convenient aswell.
Aerith: thats what i thought.
Goofy: Then we shall go look for him.
Donald: Wait just one minute, we need to find the Key first.
Aerith: Yes, the keyblade.
[back to S,L and Y's conv]
Sora: ohhhh, so this is the key.
Yuffie: Finally, he gets it.
Leon: The heartless, fear the keyblade like a jew, and that is why they will keep coming for you.
Sora: that makes perfect sense. Man i wish i didnt have this key now.
Yuffie: Haha but the keyblade chooses its master so your out of luck.
Sora: How did this happen, i remember i was in my room but what happend to my home, my island, Riku, Kairi.
Leon: how the hell should i know?
Yuffie: and why didnt you mention the Final fantasy charicters from your island, like tidus, or selphie, or that guy with ball.
Leon: You mean wakka
Yuffie: Who cares about wakka?, the point here is that Sora is racist to us final fantasy charicters.
[heartless appears]
Leon: Yuffie go
[To Be Continued Screen]
Narrator: Zomg a heartless has appeared, how will our hero get through this challenge, find out next time on. KHAS

KHAS (Kingdom Hearts Abridged Series) Ep 4 Part 1 Script

[goofy looking at sky]

Goofy: Donald my muscles are sensing a star going out

[star goes out]

Donald: but wait doesnt that mean that a planet and all of its inhabitants have all just dissapeared from existance?

Goofy: My muscles think so

Donald: well thats kid of evil for a kids game isnt it?

Goofy: But donald this game is made by Disney

Donald: Good point.

[opening]

Narrator: Now that our comic relief moment is over, we return to our story

[shows pluto licking sora]

Narrator: Well, i wonder whats been going on here, giggety

[sora wakes up]

Sora: man, waking up next to a dog licking my face is never good. Where am i anyway?

[talks to pluto]

Sora: Hey its scooby doo.

[runs away]

Sora: I must have offended him.

[Sora walks out of door]

Leon(borat impression): jagshemash,

Sora: Dear god, what the hell was that

Leon: They will keep coming at you while you hold the key, but you are a jew so i need to take it from you.

Sora: Like hell you will

[Fight scene sped up]

Sora(Exhausted): Hell yea, im the greatest

[sora collapses]

Yuffie: Aw leon, took you a while didnt it?

Leon: He wasnt as jewish as he first seemed.

[fades out]

[shows goofy and donald]

Goofy: Donald, what are we doing here, you forgot to tell me in episode one.

Donald: I didnt forget, kh panda z was too lazy to write it in.

Goofy: Well my muscles command him to tell us now

[pauses screen with a screeching stop sound]

Me: ok fine, you two are in traverse town to find a man named leon,he will then lead you to a wielder of a keyblade

Goofy: But that is not funny

Me: Well thats why i didnt write it in there

Goofy: my muscles will kill you for that

[sfx of hitting]

[to be continued screen]

[another screeching sound]

Donald: oh hell no, we are not finishing now, this is the first episode that is actually relevant to the story, so finish it properley

me: Fine

[replays from where it stopped earlier]

[aeris touches donald's shoulder]

Donald(little girls scream): ahhhhhhhhh

Aeris: Hey little girl, did the king send you?

["To be continued for reals this time :D"]

Donald[over the tbcscreen]: Yea thats more like it.