KHAS(Kingdom Hearts Abridged Series) ep 1 script

Here is the script for the first episode and i will start work on recording it when i get a microphone.

[opening]

[Sora Waking] Kairi: Wake up you lazy asshole are you hungover again
Sora: woah Kairi its not what it looks like im totally not doing your sister
Kairi: I dont even have a sister
Sora: oh i guess its just in my dreams i can score then?
Kairi: yep and dont you forget it
[enter Riku] Riku: do you guys only talk about sex? here sora touch my wood
[Riku throws log at sora]
Sora: Hey dude ive told you tons of times dont throw/chuck logs at me when im chatting up kairi and dont say that wood thing again, its disturbing
{Flashback}[somehow make the scene black and white/brownish]
Sora:Hey kairi i was just thinking that maybe you might wanna go ou... [log thrown at him]
Riku[as soras saying above]: sora catch this
{another flashback maybe?}
Sora: So kairi wanna share a paopuarggghh... [as log hits him]
Riku[as soras saying above]: ha ha owned
{back to Present}
Riku: oh yea i forgot about that my bad
Kairi: hey why dont you guys race, winner gets to share a paopuu fruit with me
[silence grass hoppers chirping]
Kairi: fine the loser has to watch the entire serie of love hina
Sora&Riku: thats not that bad, yea i like that show
Kairi: DUBBED!!!
Sora: God no, Thats a fate worse than death
[Race]
{title Kingdom hearts abridged}
[Destiny islands]
[Sunset on Tree]
Sora: So We're Building a Wooden Raft too get to other worlds in outer space?
Riku: Thats the Plan
Sora: Man Japan comes up with some wacky ways of getting to space nowadays.
Kairi: Sora that was just stupid, go die in a corner somewhere
Sora:[in mind] I can tell she totally wants me
Kairi: Well im leaving you guys for better friends bye
[Riku hands paopu to]
Riku: here take this and give it too kairi if you want.
Sora: What does it do?
Riku: its what rufees are made out of
Sora(in Mind): Hmmm rape or get her with style
Sora(in Mind): im all about style baby.
[sora throws it away]
Random Guy: Hey whats this it looks good. it sure is goo... {sfx of body hitting floor}
{Disney Castle}
[Donald Walking in throne room]
Donald: Good morning Your highness, here is your...{sees pluto with letter}
Donald: Whats that Scooby?
[Reads Letter and freaks out and then goes to find Goofy]
{Goofy Snoring}
Donald: Goofy Wake up
Goofy[Arnold Schwarzenegar impression(a very bad one at that)]: What is it Donald? i felt a tremour in my muscles While i was Sleeping.
Donald: yea thats great come with me.
[walking to ship]
Donald: Goofy Where did you get that cricket.
Goofy: i found him in my upper muscles.
Jiminy(Cricket): Actually I was sent by queen Minnie when she saw you guys leave so quicly, she told me to make ajournal of our journey
Donald: So your making a diary.
Goofy: that makes him gay right Donald
[both laugh]
Jiminy: Jokes on you guys i can write whatever i want and people wont know if its true or not. Hmn Chapter two. i Caught Donald checking Goofy out
Donald: point taken
(To Be Continued)