[black screen]
Narrator: and so we return to our hero doing yet abother thrilling task.
[fades into soras room]
Narrator: Whats that hes only resting, but thats very dull, something better happen soon or i quit.
Sora(in head): Damn why doesnt she like me
[turns over to look at hanging boat]
Sora(in head): oh well at least i got that voodoo doll back from riku, and i stole the one he made of kairi as well , im like a ninja.
[sees storm]
Sora(outside of head): oh shit a storm, i left my Dragonball Manga on the beach, they're my only reason for living.
[pan across sora's room]
Sora's mum(voiced by ed maybe): mummys drunken night mistake... its dinner time, get down here before mummy gets angry, you dont like me when im angry.
[Sora sees the ball in the sky]
Sora: What the hell is that?
[sora sees heartless appear from the ground]
[pans too his face and freezes at his reaction]
Sora (in head): I really should quit the meth before bed, its really not good for me
[shows sora running towards riku]
Sora (outside head): Oh my god, riku have you seen those, those things.
Sora: oh and wheres the love of my life
Riku: i dont spend my spare time looking for ho's
Sora: shes not a ho, shes the sweetest person i know
Riku: well screw you too
[riku looking at the ball in the sky]
Riku: oh crap back too the plot, once we step through this portal we might not be able too come back. however theres no turning back. join me sora and we shall rule this galaxy as father and son
Sora: Dude what the hell
[black circle surrounds riku]
Riku: ohh this stuff carressing me feels good, you have some.
Sora: dont worry riku ill pull you out.
[shows hands reaching for each other]
[sora engulfed]
Sora(in head): god dammit, now im stuck in darkness, with no way of esca... [flash]
[sees light]
Sora(in head): if ive learnt anything from tv its that i should always follow the light
[looks at the keyblade]
Sora(quickly): holy crap its a giant key
[all the keyblade signs with different voices each time]
Sora: Haha all doors shall fear me, now time too go check out that cave for no reason.
[sora runs into cave]
Sora: hotness
[kairi turns too him]
Kauri: Sora
[freeze on sora's reaction]
Sora: yes! you finally learnt my name after all these years, its no longer "stupid", or "retard"
[kairi flys at him]
Sora: ooh she wants too hug me how sweet
[grasps at air]
Sora(as he flys backwards): Damn you Nomura (fading out)
[sora hits the floor]
Sora(in head): Man this dream just keeps on getting weirder and weirder
[turns around and sees that shadow]
Sora: oh come on how am i supposed to defeat this thing, ive had the keyblade for like, what a minute.
[show some battle footage]
Sora (while in battle): now what did my mummy say about killing huge shadows
[flashback too soras room]
Soras mum: Now remember sora, if your ever attacked by your shadow, attack the hands, without his hand the shadow will have no true friend.
[back too battle footage]
{show sora hitting its hand}
Sora: Hand attack no-justsu
Shadow monster(geeky voice): Nooooooo my one true friend.
[fades into ball in the sky]
[sora hanging onto the wood]
Sora: man if i ever see her again i have too thank my mum for her advice,
[lets go]
Sora: but it looks like im going to die now. good bye bitches (fades out)
To Be Continued...
