[start before race scene]
Riku: so sora wanna make this race more interesting.
Sora: sure Even though im only 14 its good to get in the habbit of Gambling while your young.
Sora: so Riku what do you want if you win?
Riku: Your Body
Sora: Dude your really begining to freak me out, what else do you want?
Riku: your favorite CD, childrens nursery rhymes performed by Rotting animal carcass
sora: ok deal, and if I win i want that voodoo doll that you made of me.
Sora: im getting tired of fearing what you could do to me with it.
Riku: ok lets race
[opening]
Narrator: and now we will forget that ever happened because the creator is too lazy too make a scene where someone wins
[wakka and sora talking]
Wakka[jamaican accent]:yo man, i got bad news the cops found the meth lab in ya basement, ya shud go hide in dat dere cave man
Sora: thanks man you always got my back peace
Wakka: peace man
[sora is in the cave]
Sora{in mind}: oh man, oh man, im not gonna last long in jail look at me.
[he sees the drawing of kairi and him]
Sora{in mind}: oh well time for a back story.
[flash back of him and kairi drawing]
Kairi: that sucks, it looks like me, now i wont let you draw a paopu fruit with it until your 14.
Sora[higher pitch]: but when im 14 i wont like drawing on the wall, it will be pathetic,
Kairi: of course but you are a pathetic loser.
Sora{in mind}: oh ye shes into me.
[goes back to him being 14 drawing on the wall]
Sora: wow this is pathetic, i hope some guy in a cloak isnt watching behind me.
Guy in cloak: did you say guy in cloak
Sora: oh god its the feds, im innocent i tells ye,
Guy in cloak: {elongated} ooooookay, but im not the police im just hear to see the door to this world.
Sora: well i dont know what that is so can you just go away and not return until Kingdom hearts two.
Guy in cloak: this world has been connected.
Sora: your not listening to me are you?
Guy in cloak: Tied to the darkness, soon to be totally eclipsed,
Sora: just shut up and leave please.
Guy in cloak: you do not yet know what lies beyond that door.
Sora: okay thats enough plot related points now, y you can go now.
guy in cloak: there is so very much to learn, you understand so little.
Sora: are you calling me stupid?
Guy in cloak: one who knows nothing can understand nothing.
[sora looks at door and when looks back the guys gone]
Sora: oh right scarred him off.
[change scene]
Narrator: Later that day.
[sora and kairi are sitting on the pier]
Kairi: so how did you get the cops to stop chasing you
Sora: my dear thats story for another day
Kairi: call me that again and ill rip out your tongue
Sora: okay fine. [then in mind {my darling}]
Kairi: did you just think of calling me it.
Sora: no i swear on the life of my clown shoes.
Kairi: ye whatever, lets just take the raft and go now, just the two of us.
Sora: oh hells yea.
Kairi: just kidding,
Sora: oh ye me 2[outloud]. you evil teasing bitch[in mind]
Kairi: see you tommorow fag.
[screen fades]
[disney castle]
[Donald saying into the mike]
Donald: ready to lauch chip and munk.
[just use the clips of the gummi ship lauching to gummi launch theme]
Donald: Blast off
END
